Bearded Me?
There is a thread in a place on some corner of whatever internet I surf where the topic is “photoshop a beard on non-bearded people’. As soon as I saw this I knew in the back of my mind that an image of me with a beard would appear.

Do I not look right like this because I can’t grow one or am I one that even if I could grow a beard I would not look right?
Image stolen from/courtesy of Revgoomba (Drew)
It looks like you’re going one way, and the beard is going the other. Maybe growing a beard is not your best look. I like you the way you are.